jeph ilosopher - tell me how you spit the truth?
you’re still a youth, and never lost a wisdom tooth
i reply: because i’ve been recused--i can’t judge yall
i could be in your shoes...what if i was yall?

I’m hoping one day that philosophy rubs off
you gotta know yourself, so you can love all
'Passion Paradox' shouldn’t be a paradigm
that was raw, you should know i got enough flaws

but i do not floss, i mean i do floss,
that aint connected to my lack of wisdom tooth loss
no fuel to move my molar motor mouth infused jaws
but at least it’s not a hummer, hoo rah

who dat...who, me?
i make music to put groups at ease, not groupies
cuz i just wanna slip some morals in your club song
and you won’t notice, it’s like a vitamin roofie

you can call me
what i call me
or we can all be ...like ilosopher

no apologies
if it’s not a ‘what you see is what you get’
thing, i’m only ilosopher

i know they’re mad everyone and their mothers is rapping now
...but i’m different...i’m the one millionth rapper out
so while they have a cow, ima have a party
snackin on whack rappers, take a crap and flush that swagger down

now that’s music for the sewage system, underground
near the devil and the rest of all those superstitions
who am i pissing off today?
it’s like i took a cue from eminem and doctor dre

controversial like the president in Watergate
or me on a swamp tour with alligator sausage pizza on my plate
as I contemplate,
shall i run the DMV or make them walk this way?

cuz i grew up in Baltimore and we are not the same
but i lived in PG so i know DC awesome, man
...but if i’m ever in a hall of fame
put me between Cal Ripken and Marvin Gaye...please



im driving hip hop crazy, don’t hate me if your a passengers
but i aint doin rapper hands right now i’m doing jazz fingers
mad fingers, but I bet you still that that's censored
but why not, lets have a fill the blank adventure

you know I always stay hy . .
drated aquafina deer park, probably all my favorite
if you don’t like it go to hell . .
thy choice dot com they got alot of fitness tips going on

but while i’m rantin, man i hate Baltimore . .
‘s division, why can't we unite and work together to make good decisions?
cuz i think your son should sell drugs . .
legally and get a sweet degree in 'pharmoceuticology'

finally, it’s bout time that people really got to know jeph
my real name is Jeffrey, but i really dont give no f’s
my creativity doesn't care if it initially
makes no sense
therefore i’m Joseph without the o-s

airing myself out, like Aaron was my middle name
...then Garber not Carter, nor Lil Wayne
not even philosopher by itself...
without the J-E, it still wouldn’t phil the same